Script for Lord of the Qs: Scene 6
SCENE 6: CONCLUSION ------------------- NARRATOR: Mere minutes later, astonishment befell the companions. GOLLUM: (ad lib) Wait, what if I, and then just ... I got it, I got it! (Everyone falls one at a time in a scuffle for the one Q. The narrator emerges with the Q) NARRATOR: Let's see. N equals 1. Very well. Therefore, P is equal to NP. Hmmmm, I wonder why nobody thought about it that way before. (Gandalf creeps up behind narrator, hits him with his staff, staff breaks and Narrator falls) GANDALF: I thought I told you, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! (Everybody jumps as Gandalf hits the ground with his staff. Gandalf falls)