- Narrator: Filip
- Professor: Chavdar
- Gollum: Siggi
- Gandalf: Ganesh
- Elrond: Shafat
- Legolas (Theory Student): John
- Boromir (Systems Student): Ves
- Sam (AI Student): Pavel
- Gimli (PL Student): Ara
- Frodo: Ashwin
- Becky, Stephanie: As Themselves
- Visit Day Student (VDS): Milind
- Random Grad Student (GS): Milind, Siggi
- Student Union: Kamal, Milind, Chavdar
- Galadriel: Zoya, Kamal
- Urukhai: Chavdar, Tom
- Frodo 2: Milind
- Galadriel 2: Siggi
Props:
- The One Q, and a chain.
- Boromir's Speech: Two large sheets of paper
- Gandalf's Staff and Hat
- Chairs and Streamer, for Bridge of 611
- Chair for Bridge of 411
- Door of Mines of PL
- "Weapons" for each student
- Shield and Hat for PL student
- Cloaks for Theory students
- Decision branch of AI student
- Gadgets, Sword for systems student
- Cloak, Stand for Narrator
- 2 Potatoes
Script for Lord of the Qs: Cast and Props.
Cast, in order of appearance: